Tadeusz Szewczyk, dvacet let v Německu žijící Polák, search engine optimizer, blogger (SEO 2.0 blog) a novinář na volné noze připravil Skutečný slovník SEO, který začíná tak hezky:
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Ta posledna veta ma pobavila (We do SEO, SEM, PPC to increase your ROI = We do not want you to know what we do) kedze viem, ze to takto casto je. Ludia sa obcas prilis ohanaju skratkami pri ludoch kde by mali hovorit jasne
